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Jokes for kids aged 9
Our expert humourologists have determined the most age appropriate jokes for 9 year olds. We have studied their humour and concluded that anything slightly daft or disgusting is hysterical when you're 9. It took a great deal of very complicated scientific research, but here are the best jokes for 9 year olds.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a rap.
Q. What do you call a girl who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away?
A. Annette.
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An Impasta.
Q. Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil.
A. Yes, sir, it was ground this morning.
Q. What do you call a stag with no eyes?
A. No eye-deer.
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Q. What do you call a stag with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye-deer.
Q. What vegetables do librarians like?
A. Quiet peas.
Q. Why did the scarecrow get a pay rise?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q. Where do aliens go to get drunk?
A. To a Mars Bar.
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Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q. What do Ninjas eat for lunch?
A. Kung-food.
Q. What do you call a snake on a building site?
A. A boa constructor.
Q. What is the smartest insect?
A. A Spelling Bee.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean, worrying?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls!