Halloween is coming – get scary stuff for little Monsters
Apparently celebrating Halloween is the same as devil worship and will see you condemned to hell for all eternity.
In which case you better get out and enjoy it while you can. We are Wicked anyway so we are doing our bit by offering some very jolly Scary Stuff.
If your interests are Vampire minded, then you would obviously need a Vampire Journal to record your various adventures with the Undead. Or to take notes in school geography lessons while maintaining an air of inscrutable mystery.
For witty and amusing pranks and to scare little sisters, there is the Crawling Hand. It crawls and is scary. Leave it out and then hide around the corner and see what happens. Not for the faint hearted.
And for the more intellectual child, who wants to do their own spells, or to turn some boy a frog, then the Book of Spells is the thing. Not to be used for evil. Unless strictly necessary.
Have fun at Halloween, but don’t stay out too late – there will be scary things walking the night.
Happy Scary Season,
The Wicked Uncle Princes turned into Toads Team
Ps In the spirit of Halloween, here is an audio story from our friends at Storynory – The Wicked Witch of the West taken from the Wizard of Oz. Click to play it. Great for bedtime and not too scary.
Pps And some scary jokes:
Have you seen Quasimodo?
I have a hunch he’s back!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeef.
This guy was on the side of the road, hitch hiking, on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was black and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, closed the door and and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel.
The car started slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared he starts to pray begging for his life. He hasn’t come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears thru the window and moves the wheel..The guy, paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they get to a curve.
The guy, gathering strength, gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he goes to a cantina and asks for two shots of tequila,and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went thru. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy is crying and isn’t drunk.
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the same cantina and one said to the other. “Look Pepe, there’s the jerk that got in the car when we were pushing it!!!
